Babysat two of my cousins today
Him: Are you an adult?
Me: What do you think?
Him: Maybe. I don't know.
Me: Well, what's your evidence?
Him: You have a job. And a leather wallet.
Me: So I'm an adult.
Him: But you fought with me over the barbecue sauce.
Me: Touche.
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