cristie.: Archive

In 2009 I:

made new friends moved into my first place had my heart broken graduated from college started becoming an adult

Dec 31st

“It’s like The Brave Little Toaster, Jurassic Park and Ferngully.”

– Megan (talking about Avatar)

Dec 31st

All the single ladies

me: i hope someone puts a ring on it in 2010
randy: i hope it's not someone you already know
me: ugh...
randy: i think you should get off okcupid in 2010
me: probably

Dec 31st

“I know myself. I know what I want.”

– yours truly

Dec 31st

I can appreciate a guy who will stand out in the...

Dec 31st

precious

me: lets go see precious
megan: i want to see that...you really want to see it?
me: yeah i've heard it's good
megan: who do you know that's seen it?
me: ...you know, people from the internet...tumblr friends...
megan: hahahahaha

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

secret family recipe

adam: well i'm gonna go help make bake macaroni and cheese
me: that sounds delicious...save me some
adam: it will be, i'll mail it to you
me: YES!
adam: if you receive a squishy envelope in the mail you'll know what it is
me: anthrax?
adam: just remove and reheat
me: yes, hot anthrax! ...and mac and cheese
adam: cheesy anthrax

Dec 29th

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“I think one of the reasons why kids today have quarterlife crises is because...”

– Twenty Something: Instead of traveling, writing and trying to figure out what we want, should we be marrying and having babies? (via robot-heart)

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

brb, I have to go find those dogs that ran away...

Dec 28th

57 notes

I am in dire need of a dancewich.

Dec 27th

13805.) So I sorta, kinda, maybe like you more...

(via blogsecret)

Dec 27th

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I have a bug bite on my thigh and it itches.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Downside to Christmas '09

cut my right index finger flat tire ex boyfriend drama

Dec 26th

As far as gingers go, I picked my fav...

and his name is Andy Heavy.

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

It's a shame your grandson is such a jerk...

because you bought me a snuggie for Christmas!

Dec 25th

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

Is Miami Officially Cooler than New York? →

This made me laugh. If you want to be “hip” in miami, you go to shows in strangers backyards, you ride the mover, you thrift at the flamingo plaza where you make purchases by the pound and no one speaks english cause you’re in the heart of Hialeah (if you want to get fancy you can hit up american apparel on the beach or the urban outfitters in south miami) you eat trendy food in...

Dec 22nd